Never heard of any of those 3 players, and i hope they had plenty of steriods for the NFL games, or were they just kickers like the rest of your players.
The reason you guys punch the ball is because you cant pass the ball, and you also dont have knock-ons other wise we would be forever having scrums.
Look there is skills in every game, even soccer has good skills, with your foot, and aussie rules catching, but if you drop the ball this is o.k , because you have no rules to worry about, even rugby has rules, too many rules mind you , league is balanced across the field, and now we have wingers that jump for the ball, we must have stole this off you as well, but we do tend to improve our game.
As for your 5 foot six comment, alfie langer was that tall, and he was the smallest player in league.